Swamped

Two-thirds into the semester, I am now completely swamped with work. Quiz on Tuesday, test on Wednesday, papers due right after. And I am having the biggest writer's block of my life.
Makes me want to type in "Buy Term Paper" at Google and whip out that credit card. What do you think?
Will I be able to get some ideas if I just buy a paper for reference?

[Ripping hair out in frustration.]